Sunday, September 13, 2026

Just Step Over That Tortoise

        An apartment subject to an eviction this weekend yielded not only a residence trashed and full of trash but a large tortoise in the middle of the floor, along with six cats, a dog and three small children...and their alleged mother.

        Hey CPS....That reptile has quite a bite.

         The property manager says the apartment is destroyed by people placed there by DSS. These are the people one Council Member doesn't want to inconvenience.

        Another property we hear is neglected is the one that burned on Rutland and Olive Streets..After finally getting the debris removed the grass is as high as an elephant's eye.

        

36 comments:

Anonymous said...

These unhoused shopping cart operators should be directed to stately Kimball Manor on Ives. Five star accommodations await!
Between the good Dr. and the liberal Marine they should be very well cared for and nicely fattened up in preparation for the chills of an icy December.

Anonymous said...

Dr. Bob is running for Mayor. Someone better run against him This guy is dangerous.

anonymous said...

I PITTY THE TURTLE NOTHING ELSE

Anonymous said...

I pitty (sic) you. There were children living there but because they are poor, they don't count in MAGA world. So Christ-like.

Anonymous said...

Jealousy and class warfare won't solve this problem 539. Go to church.

Anonymous said...

I spent 26!years in the USMC never knew one Marine that admitted to being a liberal.

Anonymous said...

A tortoise that size should would piss and shit a lot on the floor. It’s called squalor and kids shouldn’t live there, but nobody really cares so let it slide and find mom a new home for the turtle and the kids. And her pot smoking boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

6:57, is the shrapnel still embedded in your brain tissue?

Anonymous said...

How much you wanna bet that the landlord is a MAGA?

Anonymous said...

Was it the house on Myrtle by the intersection of Thompson with the guy that sits in his truck all day and trash all over roof and yard?

Anonymous said...

My God you're stupid 6:47.

Anonymous said...

If only you had done something when you were in office we could take your criticisms seriously

Anonymous said...

The manager blames DSS for placing them there. That’s the kind of manager that would make a good marine.

Anonymous said...

"Your" god is a joke, 7:30.

Anonymous said...

6:57 is Gomer Pile, USMC, jar head. A liar.

Anonymous said...

Only thing Graham cracker cares about is, wait for it……………………Graham cracker.

Anonymous said...

Me too. I hope someone rescued the tortoise. They will outlive humans.

Anonymous said...

"My God you're stupid 6:47."

This is exactly what the Pharisees said about that crazy Socialist Jesus Christ when he was advocating for the poor: "My God you're stupid Jesus."

Thank you for sharing that with us. Unlike Jesus, YOU are highly intelligent, you know - like the guy who shitz himself.

STOOGE said...

TURTLE SOUP TONIGHT!

Anonymous said...

Hegseth has extended deployments to Iran into 2027

Why is our own government lying to us on a daily basis?

Have they learned nothing from what happened to the Bush administration?

Anonymous said...

Eric Trump posted video of his family flying in an open-ended military helicopter over his father’s golf course in Ireland
The tariffs on my new bike rack helped pay for that

Anonymous said...

Whenever Chief Financial Analyst for Empower Marta Norton is on CNBC my knees get week and I make noises like my girlfriend’s cat does when it’s watching a bird through a window

Anonymous said...

You have weird fascinations. Landfills and trash. Shopping carts and homelessness. Evictions and other people’s rental properties. And of course cannabis.

Anonymous said...

She had nearly the entire summer off and Claudia could never once visit with her constituents
Sad Sad Sad

Anonymous said...

5:39, Jeff has a big, empty parking lot. And besides, he told us someone stole the shopping cart he used on his property. Ives has neighbors who will address the carts. Jeff’s neighbors won’t.

Anonymous said...

The apartment was trashed and full of trash, 6:47. Do you think Jesus would encourage us to raise children in that environment?

Anonymous said...

Trump says he “sorta likes” Flock cameras.

Get ready for all of MAGA to start worshipping flock cameras now.

Anonymous said...

MAGA like 5:39 are why America is in such a shitty place morally, globally, and fiscally right now

Anonymous said...

Speaking of walking. The way Trump is awkwardly walking. Is that a brace on his left foot?

I am not a medical doctor, but it could be a sign of a stroke.

There is something seriously wrong with Trump, and the American people deserve to know.

The WH needs to clarify the status of his health

Anonymous said...

DDS is ridiculous, get these individuals working on a forty hour a week job,if they don't want to work bus them back to the city they came from . You wonder why county taxes are so high paying for freeloaders.

Anonymous said...

Many employers limit the employees to 32 hours or less so as to not pay them any sort of benefits, and thus they qualify for government assistance
Walmart has been masterful at that for decades
In fact, they were able to get the GOP Congress to rewrite what a “manager” is into law.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like you need to brush up on your biblical knowledge 8:55, His messages centered on personal moral duty to help the poor rather than state-run economic redistribution. Seems that your own god today is whatever elect has a freebie for you, but your contempt for those who actually fund those gifts is what is most telling. You don't know what you want, you only want what somebody tells you that you want, you'll never be happy because of that and that's what makes you and your counterparts so stupid.

MAGA

Anonymous said...

PRAY FOR THE POOR ANIMALS WHO HAVE NO SAY IN THIS SOB WHO DID THIS BURN IN HELL.

Anonymous said...

What happened?

Anonymous said...

Thank you for admitting that trump is no Christian, 12:06.

Anonymous said...

I'd grab her!