Google has developed software to write newspaper headlines.
Long an art form as much of writing, the headline summarizes, draws attention and entertains.
I write them here and enjoy trying to be pithy, concise and clever. Once in a while I succeed.
Memorable headlines like "Ford to NY: Drop Dead" or "Hooker Knew of Seepage at Love Canal", are best left to humans.
Any program out of Silicon Valley would be too PC to entertain or inform. They wouldn't allow you to say "Japs Bomb Pearl Harbor".