Tuesday, May 31, 2016

Giant alligator panics golfers as it ambles across course in Florida | US news | The Guardian

    More animal vs man news.  No shooting here thought.

Giant alligator panics golfers as it ambles across course in Florida | US news | The Guardian

7 comments:

dajeep said...

Oh No, please don't shoot the gator. You will incur the wrath of all the liberals/progressives/whatevers. Then they will ask for justice and start a go fund me page. "Justice for Harambe". There is something a tad askew in this country when a gorilla gets shot to save a kids life and outrage ensues. But in Chicago for the Holiday weekend, 69 shot, 6 killed and nary a word. Where's the outrage. Or at least some commentary from al-Sharpton or Barry.

Anonymous said...

Don't mention alligators and golf courses. It might make our local hero seek more tax breaks to pay for the extreme danger he faces every day.

Anonymous said...

When I first saw the green,slimy,leathery looking think ambling slowly along I thought "Does Hillary even play golf?" but then realized it wasn't fair to be smearing a poor animal,who is incapable of lying.

Anonymous said...

When i first saw it , i thought our resident whack job ( ya know the idiot who constantly harrangues against golf courses and players ) had Morphed into a true reflection of his personna and id .

But then again, gators are smarter than our local whackjob !

Anonymous said...

9:28, you're so right. I am our whackjob. I belong to the peeeeople who can't wait to piss on your wife's toilet seat. I'm just a racist Republican as our pro golfer once said. I'm happy beyond belief that people like you help people like me get the message out. You're a true leader.

Anonymous said...

Puke. Are you one of those agitators from so-called christian groups who've had members who use the opposite gender's bathrooms as a scare tactic? Sure sounds like it.

Anonymous said...

That's an angle I hadn't thought of, 9:21? So I'm a church guy who pisses on your wife's toilet seat just to scare you? There's nothing for her to be scared of. It's just a bit of salt and a pinch of coloring. Relax. But I'm glad you brought that up.

As far as puke, there is no way I will introduce such nonsense into your wife's restroom. Unless of course it's an emergency.