I was just reading where a prison warden and a County Sheriff were arrested for conspiracy down in Kentucky.. Apparently in the County involved the Warden of the jail was working out a deal with inmates.. They could get recommendations for early release by cooperating with the Sheriff and a couple of his deputies.. Once the inmates were released they would spend the next month or so running over cats on the highway. They would pick up the carcass and take it to a prearranged site.. There the cats were burnt and the ashes put in small plastic bags.. The bags containing the ashes were then taken to the Watden who in turn put them in the jail commissary to sell for a modest price.. Apparently it went over big,until one inmate turned states evidence with the DAs office. He was asked by the Grand Jury why it was so popular and to their distain the jury was told the Warden advertised instant coffee in the morning and for those wishing such, instant pussy at night... This cat lucked out I guess
If the cat is in a burned building is it a dead cat? Has anyone seen it? If they have, can't they lure it out with catnip, or that spice crap everyone in that part of town smokes?
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I was just reading where a prison warden and a County Sheriff were arrested for conspiracy down in Kentucky..
Apparently in the County involved the Warden of the jail was working out a deal with inmates.. They could get recommendations for early release by cooperating with the Sheriff and a couple of his deputies..
Once the inmates were released they would spend the next month or so running over cats on the highway. They would pick up the carcass and take it to a prearranged site.. There the cats were burnt and the ashes put in small plastic bags.. The bags containing the ashes were then taken to the Watden who in turn put them in the jail commissary to sell for a modest price.. Apparently it went over big,until one inmate turned states evidence with the DAs office.
He was asked by the Grand Jury why it was so popular and to their distain the jury was told the Warden advertised instant coffee in the morning and for those wishing such, instant pussy at night...
This cat lucked out I guess
If the cat is in a burned building is it a dead cat? Has anyone seen it? If they have, can't they lure it out with catnip, or that spice crap everyone in that part of town smokes?
The way Graham goes on about Doheny lately I think hes on the spice...
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