Monday, June 25, 2012

Grunt Meters at Wimbledon

   Don't tell Councilman Butler about this one....At Wimbledon, they are cracking down on grunts from the players by using sound meters. Apparently, the audible manifestation of physical exertion known as a "grunt" is offending someone. Maybe it has some sexual connotation that conflicts with family enjoyment of the match.
    Biggest offender....French Open winner and former Russian, Maria Sharapova. There is nothing worse than a gorgeous, six foot two woman grunting  while sweating out a match in front of England's la-de-dahs.
Umpires to get a grunt-o-meter in new WTA plan – USATODAY.com

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm sure there are other situations where Ms Sharapova's grunting sounds would be music to one's ears.

Anonymous said...

And one other thing. There's no such thing as a "former Russian". Once a Russkie, always a Russkie.

Anonymous said...

Graham, it is librul libertarians like you that cause all of societies problems. If the private owners want to regulate obnoxious sounds then they have that right and it will make the game better as the generation of Wiley kids comes of age thinking they can make any sound they please and it has no repercussions.

Anonymous said...

"Librul Libertarians"? Those are on opposite ends of the spectrum. The rest, 8:13, makes even less sense.

Anonymous said...

Ideas do not exist in a two dimensional spectrum. Librul is a neologism meaning illiberal or a hypocrite professing to hold liberal belifes.

In this situation we apparently have someone who judges noise rules to be overstepping, and so is liberally tolerant of others making undesirable noise, yet does not hesitate to overstep in suggesting how a private enterprise should create and enforce their own noise rules.