Thursday, May 10, 2012

Twin Bats Baby Blues and Sells Radio Package

    I bought advertising today from Kari Plumpton at Community Broadcasters. I thought I was buying the package proposed and all of a sudden she upsold me to spots on the FOX.
     I can see how she sold all those cars back in the day. She started by asking me to look at her new eyelash extensions and when I looked in her eyes I wanted to spend more.
     The Mayor's Bar is doing an add blitz in June as with a full nest at Fort Drum, its a good time to get new customers sampling Watertown's authentic neighborhood tavern.
    Stop over and have a Catdaddy today !

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now hear me out on this. You are suggesting that no deal would have been made had there not been any eyelash flashing. Should MzP be considered a "sex worker"? And if so, should what she is doing be considered, borderline, or even illegal in nature? And what if she did the same thing, eyelash batting, in Canada? Would the Queenie government require her to obtain special licensing? And would she have employed the same tactics on a vaginally equipped bidnessperson to whom she was attempting to sell advertising services? If the technique would have varied, do you have grounds to contact that sleazy "if its worth $100,000 lawyer" that same radio station like to fawn over? Many questions are raised by this series of events. And as MzP ages, she will be unable to employ such tactics on defenseless bidnessmen. Does that mean she gets to claim extra depreciation on her sales equipment. You know Owner Jimmy, he's not the kind of guy who wants to pay any more in taxes than he has to, despite all the liberal BS he spews. As a 1%er, remember how he whined when his BMW got roughed up.

Anonymous said...

I would have fallen for it too...if she had green eyes.