Saturday, February 4, 2012

Oh Boy...Now I Have to Play Fair

   Uh ooh.....I got an email today from the Kellie Greene for Congress campaign asking to be on America's Favorite Noontime Talk Show....aka the HOTLINE.
    Now I have to ask the boss if I can have a candidate for an in-studio interview...and of course, due to his immense sense of fairness, I will have to invite opposing candidates, which in this case is Matt Doheny.
    Then there will be the endless back and forth about what questions will I ask and am I too biased ?....
    Hey gang....I've been doing this for a long time and went to one of the nation's premier J-schools...I am the most fair and balance SOB in this town.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...went to one of the nation's premier J-schools."

Aren't we a member of the 1 percent.

Anonymous said...

and you'd better invite Owens too if you really want to be fair and appear to be balanced.

Anonymous said...

And invite the other green nut case too.

Anonymous said...

Its not any different when Big Apple Bobby shows up at Glenns show.

Anonymous said...

fair and balanced... we never think to highly of ourselves do we! pretty funny though

Anonymous said...

By all means, 6:33. Call Nancie Pelosi and ask if she will allow Owens to appear on your show. Or better yet, just bring her in and have an Owens doll sit on her lap and she can do a puppet show.

Dan Francis said...

Um... you got the SOB part right (wink/wink)...

Anonymous said...

At least you won't have to worry about program material for a while-----------------

Anonymous said...

Ask Owens and Doheny to release the names of their contributors....

Anonymous said...

Duh 8:41 the names of all contributors are available on the web through the FEC.