Wow...this will be a test of my fragile ego....At the upcoming Kentuckly Derby Day fundraiser for Family Counseling Services there are auctions of a variety of trips and dinners with alleged celebrities.
One is dinner with me at Pete's and another is dinner with Brian Ashley and Anne Richter from TV 7.
The obvious question is which one will bring the higher price ?......A thoughtful and charming public servant....or do you want to chow down with these pillars of the mainstream, liberal, elite media....
We report...you decide...
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Now Jeffrey, we all know that dinner with you comes with certain conditions. First off, you will arrive late and have to leave early. Secondly, your cell phone will be going off constantly, making meeeeaningful conversation unlikely. Thirdly, there will be all kinds of wannabee's pokin' in on the table trying to make small talk. Ya know, Mance types. Now all that has to be balanced against the fact that you have lost all that weight, making you much hotter than either Brian or Anne. So, I guess its a toss up.
when is the date place etc. I wouldn't mind a dinner with Brian and Anne.
any other choices?
Word on the street is that MCM is willing to go upper 4 figures to lock up a dinner with you.
Mayor, what would you pay for dinner with Liz ?
What would Mikey order, baked crow?
You have stacked the odds against yourself by stipulating that dinner with yourself would take place at Pete's. Otherwise it might come to a bidding war between Brittnee, Liz and who knows.
How about JLO
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