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Saturday, March 26, 2011

Merging of Dairy and Booze Raises Specter of Having Too Much Fun

Alcohol laced whip cream is in Jefferson County, although the sale of it is limited to Fort Drum at the class 6 store.
The aerosol delight comes in a variety of flavors like cherry, amaretto, vanilla, chocolate, raspberry and more...It's said to be 30 proof.
The brand name is Whip-a-Hol.
A friend says it is a popular product.....
Since it is not legal to purchase alcohol for resale except from state approved monopolies, the sale of product bought on post is strictly forbidden and any use of a Whip-a-Hol in our communities should be immediately reported to the authorities.
Use of this product could result in "binge licking", a practice that makes beer pong and funneling seem tame by comparison.

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

Irish Coffee just got better.

Anonymous said...

they sell it at the liquor store in chaumont also

Anonymous said...

You mean, fun "looms".

Anonymous said...

Where is upChuck when we need him!
This cannot be allowed to continue.
Where is T-PAC? This is advertising to children for sure.

Anonymous said...

If You want Chuck Schumer to appear, just get a bank of microphones and a few camera crews together. Just like Commisioner Gordon used a spotlight to summon Batman.

Anonymous said...

We will do as we please Mayor Buzzkill.